Jone's Law:
       The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.

may a misguided platypus lay its eggs in your jockey shorts.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.  

"Some people have a way with words, while others ... uhhhhh ... thingy."

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