Posted Monday, August 19, 2002
Category: Funny
There's no such thing as a soul, it's just another one of those scary things they made up like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Posted Monday, August 19, 2002
Category: Misc
Name one way you aren't Hitler.

Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
Category: Food
I am off on a journey to the faraway land of the magical cold box, to partake of the nutritious nutrients which lie inside. I will speak more of my journey upon my return......

Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
Category: Funny
I'm 100% angel.....honest, the horns are just there to hold up the halo!

Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
Category: Statements
If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

Posted Friday, August 16, 2002
Category: Huh
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone. but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002
Category: Funny
What color does a smurf's face turn if u choke it?

Posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002
Category: Beer
To you it's a 6 pack, but to me it's a support group.

Posted Sunday, August 11, 2002
Category: Funny
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
If I remember, I'll message you


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
If I remember, I'll message you

Posted Saturday, August 3, 2002
Category: Statements
Ok... I got something for u to say while I'm away!
"I'm sofa king we ta did" Repeat it over and over again

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