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There are currently 336 away messages in the database.
Displaying messages 1 - 10

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Insults

Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed, are we? oh wait...

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Huh

Excuse me, I belive you have my stapler

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Insults

I hear voices....they don't like you

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Huh

I was up all night sleeping

Posted Monday, August 26, 2002
Category: Funny

You can pick your friends. You can pick you nose. But you can't pick your friends' nose!

Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
Category: Busy

I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly.

Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
Category: Funny

If you want to talk to me press Alt + F4 and I'll be there soon.

Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
Category: Misc

IM me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Posted Thursday, August 22, 2002
Category: Misc

For Sale: One parachute. Never opened. Small Stain.

Posted Wednesday, August 21, 2002
Category: Huh

Will it void my factory warranty?


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